Showing posts with label The Hoff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Hoff. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Can it get any weirder?

  My honey and I were tuned into watching another episode of "Sons of Anarchy" and who pops up as an ex porn star but David Hasselhoff. The Hoff!  I had to read up on this so I googled the SOA and sure enough, the Hoff is the newest cast member.

In a surprise bit of casting, David Hasselhoff will be making an earnest return to scripted television by joining SAMCRO in ‘Sons of Anarchy’ season 4 as a… Well, you’ll see, says"Screenrant" columnist, Anthony Ocasio.


In a brilliant bit of casting, series creator Kurt Sutter will provide the “long-awaited” fictional personification of one of Hasselhoff’s most famous images of the past (see below), by tapping the famed Baywatch star for the role of Dondo, a one-time porn star who is known for the size of his… I think you get the picture.


Okay, I don't know if I want to laugh or cry or just shout, "Make it stop." This man always seems to have the cheesiest photos of himself.  His music videos are even sillier.  I mean, is he paying an agent for this?  




Still, "the Hoff" is one of TVs favorite caricatures and you do have to give him props for shows like Knight Rider and especially Baywatch, of which he single handedly made into a viewing and commerical gold mine world wide.  He does know how to laugh at himself all the way to the bank.

Screenrant columnist, Ocasio writes:  With a flawless record of casting Sons of Anarchy – which includes legendary novelist Stephen King – one has to respect Kurt Sutter’s ability to continuously select the right actor for the part. Even though it’s going to be another three months before we find out whether or not Hasselhoff is able to pull off this role, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Hasselhoff’s stint on Sons of Anarchy becomes as legendary as the man himself. 

We shall see.  Sea Witch

Thursday, May 13, 2010

I just couldn't resist!

Just when I thought my life couldn't be any crazier.  When I feel like I'm losing my mind because everything is moving faster around me then I can control...this vid is sent to me by a friend and suddenly, I realize all is right with my world.



On one hand, I gotta give props to the "Hoff" for actually standing by this absurd video but you have to admit, it is hilarious in the purity of its stupidity.  But then sis looks at me and says, "Hey, don't mess with the Hoff" which only produces uncontrollable giggles from both of us.  You must watch this to it's bitter end as it is so absurd.  Still, I have my questions.  Like, why is he wearing those goofy outfits and dancing like he has a hot coal in his underpants?  Why are those creepy little girl angels floating over head going nowhere?  Why does he insist upon floating over his motorcycle and pretend like he is hanging on for dear life?  See, I have my questions.

So do you have a video that sends you over the edge when you see it for its stupidity...don't hold it in, oh, please share it so we can all laugh with you.  Have a joyous day. Sea Witch