Friday, September 18, 2009

Friday Smile

Whatever you give a woman,

she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Have a joyful weekend everyone. Sea Witch


Garden Antqs Vintage said...

Thanks so much for your kind words. I so appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

haha omg I love it! true true!


Ana said...

I'm like, "Awwww how sweet!" Then I get to the end....I still can't stop laughing. What an awesome way to start my day! Thank you! Have a wonderful weekend.


misselaineous said...

Hey Sea Witch! Love the new header...your underwater photos are breathtaking!! And a huge LOL for the funny post. Have to copy to put on the fridge for hubby to read in the morning!!

Carol Anne's Boutique said...

Thank you so much for leaving your lovely comment on my blog! It is so nice to meet you! I'm really glad you stopped by so I could visit you! Love your blog!!
Thanks for entering in my giveaway, Good Luck!
Hugs, Carol Anne

FrenchBlue said...

I LOVE these words my withchy liitle sea friend... so true and such a beautiful way to put us women even if we do live under in the sea~
p.s. a friend brought me some real blue crabs to dry out~~they are really blue too:)

Bettyann said...

hahaha thanks for the laugh....

Jacque said...

How is it that for some reason I feel that you would be just the woman to do all those things???? LOL

Hope you have a great weekend and don't put up with any crap!

svelteSTUFF said...

PERFECT!! I am on the coast for the weekend - I think that we are of the same 'pool' - Something about sea air relaxes, invigorates and inspires me!! - Happy weekend back at you!

oldgreymare said...

This was a great start to my day! and accompanied by "True Love Will Never Fade" Perfect!